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Lions Tour Update 4 |
Greetings from New Zealand,
This report may differ somewhat from the earlier ones as Chief Sneak is currently unavailable to report due to sore genitals, so this is coming from the second in command. I dont currently have the journalistic or grammatical skills of Chief Sneak but I am going to try my best.
Right then, here we go.
Firstly, Dunc gets a mention for being quite brave! He has got a fear of heights but still managed to do a skydive which personally I think is a very good achievement as I am scared of heights and would never do it.
ALso showing immense bravery was Scotty Anderson, or should I say English Anderson after declaring himself to be English on his bungee certificate. Oh sugar I dont think his missus was meant to know that he did a bungee (sorry Scotty).
The tour pary is currently in Wellington a very nice city in fact, and all the numbers are present after the second lot arrived on Tuesday night i think it was. Mr Bruff and Mr "I cant get my table out" Hall enjoying little tipples (thats drinks by the way, Russ Diamond) on the planes over.
Although, Mr Rees junior tried to leave his wallet behind but was fined later on for it, he recieved the tour lion but in an apalling crime he gave it to a kiwi girl (who was quite pleasing on the eye) but she threw it away and kicked it, thus causing Rob Mayor to take it off him and think up a punishment to be delivered at a later date. a very bad crime i must say.
There was a tour meal of Vietnamese food very interesting, some good reviews, but also some bad. Willy Stockdale and the pieman Simon had an eating competition for desert, pieman coming out on top!
Paintball was todays activity, well thursday anyway. highlights included "Deadshot" Stubbs giving some people pain, greasy cheating but also protecting Dan Butler from a lot of pain by lying on top of him and taking the bullets for him, very honurable. Luke Butler though was not so lucky and took bloiws to the cheek and many other places, oooohhh. Mr Birtles stormed the castle to take a victory in 1 of the games. JC was cheating too. Dave Rees used 8,000,000 rounds, bit trigger happy one thinks.
Some Lions have been spotted we walked right passed them some of us didnt even know who they were (Tim Jones) although it was mainly welsh players so nothing to get too excited about.
Another thing of note was Dave Mcivor falling asleep in a mini bus, the people with him left him asleep as they got out and the driver drove off with Dave asleep in the back! he did return somewhat later it must be noted!
Not much else to report, dont want it to sound really long and boring (remember Scott Hollins emails from Africa)
Signing out, number 2
PS, Mase was sick during a training sesion. Willy Stockdale has as much pace as a cow with 3 legs.
bye bye
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