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Lions Tour Update 2 |
Sorry its been a while but better late than never! Tour had its first victims in the last couple of days with Andy Mason the first sick tourist on the flight from Auckland to Christchurch (two full sick bags) not to be out done as Mark Edmo followed his lead the morning after the tour's first heavy night, demanding the bus to stop to allow some serious sickness. The first heavy night and who would of guessed it but Stubby's tours took us straight in to the same pub as the non-selected Lions, Lewis Moody, Charlie Hodgson, Mark Queto and many more, including Geordon Murphy, i know Russ Dymond will be jealous but he’s only small I could bosh him!!!!!!
Getting hammered is now known as getting O’Garared as Ronan could bearly stand by the end of the night (light weight). Tim Jones was punished for some pushing in at the bar by the most servere wedgeee seen by man in which JC tore right through his underwear Ross Stitt his faithfull friend stood watching whilst wetting himself.
First free day and many of the boys took the gondola up the hill to cycle back down including John peg leg Stubb’s only to realize once down the hill a 10 km flat cycle followed. Peg leg was dragged by Greece and JC as cycling is not his forte. The tour lion also took part in the cycle crash helmet included. Yesterday we took a day out during which a jet boat ride took place, with all 18 of us on board - see picture above - it barely moved! Last night was supposed to be a quiet one come 5 this morning that had safely gone out of the window!
No Lion spotting last night although coaching staff minus Woodward were out, romance from last e-mail did not blossom the tour Lion blew mace out, but not to worry stocker’s isn’t letting the side down he found himself a tasty piece last night to take home!!
More to come shortly, today is first test, tonight should be severe!!! Watch this space.
Signing off for now Chief Sneek.
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